Teacher: How much is a gram?
Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..

rogeradcliffe:

shakes head and purses lips in disappointment as i type ‘/page/2’ after your url because i couldn’t find the “next” button

(Quelle: mvlans, via alleinsam)

" In 20 years I won’t remember today; that scares me. "

rnalevolent:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

(Quelle: proportionates, via alleinsam)